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Christmas at Misfits · 20 November to 24 December

For everyone whose family is three thousand miles away.

Bookings open now.

Book on WhatsAppThe party menu Christmas Day

Christmas Eve

The party menu, carols at 9, then DJ Croft.

Boxing Day

The Leftovers plate, 135.

New Year's Eve

Package to be announced.

20 November to 24 December

The party menu

Everything comes to the middle of the table, the way it would at home. Crackers included. Paper hats compulsory. Tables of 6 or more. Lunch from 12:30 or dinner from 7, 3 hours.

  • Two courses 200
  • Three courses 250
  • Three courses, three hours of soft drinks 300
  • Three hours of house drinks 400 Full price 450450
  • Three hours with sparkling 450 Full price 500500

Early bird on bookings made by 15 December.

  • Two courses: starters and the main event, or the main event and puddings.
  • Little Misfits 95.
  • Deposit 100 a head, released against the bill. Refundable more than 14 days before, kept after that.
  • Final numbers and pre-orders 7 days before, and charged on those numbers.
  • Groups of 20 or more pay in full 7 days before.
  • One bill, or each guest pre-pays. Changes only through the organiser.

Party menu and pre-order form (PDF)

To start

Boards for the table to share.

  • Salt & Pepper Stuffing BallsV

    Sweet and sour cranberry

  • Prawn Cocktail

    Pickled melon, baby gem, Marie Rose, brown bread and butter

  • The Duck Doughnut

    Confit duck, pistachio butter, blackberry ketchup, sesame cabbage

The main event

Sent from the kitchen to the middle of the table, trimmings too. Roasties, sour sprouts, honey-roast roots, garlic greens, the gravy jug that comes back.

  • Roast Turkey

    Fruit and nut stuffing, turkey gravy, cranberry

  • Woodland Mushroom & Roast Sprout PappardelleV

    Wild garlic cream, roast hazelnuts, green sauce, aged parmesan

To finish

Dessert boards. Spoons for everyone.

  • Christmas Pudding

    Burnt butter ice cream, custard

  • Warm Guinness Pudding

    Pink custard

    Made with the 0.0, like everything else.

  • Nan’s Trifle

    No sherry. She’s furious.

From the pork kitchen (non-halal)

These dishes contain pork and are prepared in our separate, licensed pork kitchen. Pigs in blankets on the side, only if you ask. The pork mains are part of the same menu, at the same prices.

  • Roast PorchettaPork

    Fruit and nut stuffing, burnt hispi, creamed potato, apricot and sage sauce

  • The Pig-in-Blanket Hot DogPork

    American mustard, cranberry ketchup, crispy onions, sour sprouts, skin-on fries

  • Pigs in Blankets, for the tablePork

    Honey-glazed. Added to any roast.

Friday 25 December

Christmas Day

A proper Christmas dinner, three thousand miles from the one you grew up with.

Starters and puddings to share at the table, your main is your own plate, and a pudding table with the Christmas pudding flamed in front of you.

Arrivals every 45 minutes from 12:00 to 5:15, 3 hours at the table.

  • Soft drinks and mocktails 400 Full price 450450
  • House drinks, three hours 500 Full price 550550
  • Sparkling and cocktails 600 Full price 650650
  • Little Misfits, under twelve 120 Full price 150150

Early bird until 15 December. Full price from 16 December.

  • Paid in full at booking.
  • Full refund until 15 December; after that non-refundable, but transferable.
  • Pre-orders by 18 December.
  • Every Little Misfit gets a present at the table.
  • Under twos free.
  • Pigs in blankets on the side, only if you ask.

Christmas Day menu and pre-order form (PDF)

On arrival

A glass of fizz, and a gougère.

  • Pickled Beetroot & Cream Cheese GougèreV

    Balsamic pearls

To start

To share. Everything comes to the middle of the table, with a cup of soup each.

  • Cream of Cauliflower SoupV

    Aged parmesan, roast hazelnut and apple, warm focaccia

  • Whipped Chicken Liver Parfait

    Black truffle, toasted brioche, smoked cherry, birdfeed

  • Prawn & Lobster Cocktail

    Pickled melon, Virgin Mary, baby gem, buttered granary bread

For main

Choose one. All served with rosemary roasties, garlic greens, honey-roast root vegetables and brie-baked cauliflower cheese. Pigs in blankets on the side, only if you ask.

  • Roast Breast of Turkey

    Fruit and nut stuffing, turkey gravy, cranberry

  • Roast Sirloin of Beef

    Fruit and nut stuffing, beef fat gravy, horseradish

  • Butternut Squash & Beetroot WellingtonV

    Fruit and nut stuffing, veg gravy, green sauce

Pudding

From the pudding table, with mince pies and custard. The Christmas pudding is flamed in front of you. Have all three; it’s Christmas.

  • Christmas Pudding

    Burnt butter ice cream, custard

  • Spiced Plum & Gingerbread Trifle

    Fried panettone

  • Cinnamon Brioche Bread & Butter Pudding

    Cornflake milk ice cream, cranberry jam, warm custard

From the pork kitchen (non-halal)

These dishes contain pork and are prepared in our separate, licensed pork kitchen. Pigs in blankets on the side, only if you ask. Part of the Christmas Day menu at the same prices.

  • Ham Hock & Confit Chicken TerrinePork

    Toasted brioche, carrot pickle, roast chicken butter. To start.

  • Local Honey-Glazed HamPork

    Fruit and nut stuffing, parsley sauce, the trimmings. For main.

  • Pigs in Blankets, for the tablePork

    Honey-glazed. Added to any main.

For the kids

Little Misfits Christmas

Small plates for small people. Same Christmas, shorter legs.

Party nights 95. Christmas Day 150, with a present at the table.

Three courses, for the under twelves. Under twos eat free. Crayons and a cracker; colour in the bear, the placemat is yours to keep.

To start

  • Tomato SoupV

    Warm bread and butter

  • Little Prawn Cocktail

    Brown bread and butter

  • Veg & Fruit SticksV

    Mayonnaise

Mains

All roasts come with roast potatoes, greens and honey-roast roots.

  • Little Turkey Dinner

    Turkey gravy, cranberry

  • Little Roast Beef Dinner

    Beef fat gravy

  • Butternut Squash & Beetroot WellingtonV

    Veg gravy

  • Mini Battered Fish & Chips

    Garden peas

Pudding

  • Gingerbread Ice Cream Sandwich

  • Little Sticky Toffee Pudding

    A small one, date sauce, ice cream

  • Kids Ice Cream

    Two scoops, sprinkles if they ask nicely

From the pork kitchen (non-halal)

These dishes contain pork and are prepared in our separate, licensed pork kitchen.

  • The Little Ham DinnerPork

    Honey roast ham, roast potatoes, greens and honey-roast roots.

  • Pigs in BlanketsPork

    Honey-glazed.

Everything here is cooked alcohol-free. Please tell your server about any allergies or dietary requirements before you order. Prices in AED, inclusive of 10% service charge, 7% municipality fee and 5% VAT.

For both the parties and Christmas Day

  • By booking only.
  • No extra time for late arrivals.
  • Not with any other offer or discount.
  • 21 or over with ID for the house and sparkling packages.
  • Dishes may contain nuts or traces of allergens.
  • Valet included.

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