Drinks
A proper pint, poured properly.
We take the drinks seriously. Ourselves, considerably less so.
The honest recommendation, even when it's the cheaper one.
Every day
All day Monday, Tuesday to Friday 12 till 8, Saturday and Sunday 4 till 8
The Afternoon Shift
From 30: a pint of Misfits Lager, the house glass of the day, the house spirit and mixer of the day, any mocktail. 35: the house pours (Ketel One, Tanqueray, Takamaka Blanc, Johnnie Walker Red, Jose Cuervo Especial, Jim Beam) and house wine. 40: all spritzes, the house margaritas, Tommy's, Classic and Tropical, and two signatures of the week, chalked up at the bar. 45: Estrella Galicia, Asahi, Stella Artois or Magners pints only, other taps at list.
More → Sunday to Thursday, 11 till closeAfter Hours
Sunday to Thursday: the After Hours cocktails 45, house wine by the glass 35, sangria by the jug 150, Bad Decisions board of ten 250. Friday and Saturday, normal prices all night.
More → Every day, from 5Missions
The Usual 120, the First Date 200, the Questionable Decision 350, the Reunion 375 for four. One price, with no other offer on top.
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The best seat is next to someone interesting.
The list
Cocktails
The Usual Suspects
- The Midnight Misfit 70 Pisco, elderflower, clove honey, plum and bitters. Named after the hour it makes sense of.
- The Garden Party 65 Pimm’s No. 1, Tanqueray, strawberry, basil, lemon, cucumber, ginger ale. Well dressed. Poorly behaved.
- Francis Drake 65 Takamaka Extra Noir, mint tea, pink grapefruit, lime. An explorer’s drink for people who got as far as the Marina.
- The Wrong Crowd 75 Ketel One, crème de mûre, lemon, simple syrup, blackberries, sparkling wine. Exactly as good as it thinks it is.
- The Usual Trouble 70 Tanqueray, orange curaçao, lime sherbet, Angostura, egg white. He regrets nothing. Allergens: E
- Cereal Offender 70 Ketel One, coffee liqueur, Misfits cereal milk, Pedro Ximénez sherry, smoked salt. Last night’s mistakes. This morning’s breakfast. Allergens: D G
- Gone in 60 Seconds 70 Jose Cuervo Especial, pineapple, lime, topped with ice-cold draught lager. Timed, occasionally. Allergens: G
- Wandering Traveller 70 Ketel One, Aperol, peach liqueur, peach syrup, pineapple, lime, anise, soda. Went looking for paradise. Ended up here.
Old Flames
- Manhattan 70 Cherry-and-vanilla-infused Jim Beam bourbon, sweet vermouth, bitters. Strong, smooth, slightly old-fashioned. Like the best stories.
- Irish Coffee 70 Jameson whiskey, hot coffee, cream, demerara syrup. Your excuse to stay is ready. Allergens: D
- Singapore Sling 75 Tanqueray, orange curaçao, Bénédictine, Cherry Heering, pineapple, lime, grenadine. A long ride worth taking.
- French 75 70 Pink gin, lemon, simple syrup, sparkling wine. Every good mischief deserves a little sparkle.
- Spiced Espresso Martini 65 Ketel One, coffee liqueur, fresh espresso, vanilla, cinnamon and a pinch of black pepper. Wide awake and slightly dangerous.
- Imperial Martini 70 Ketel One, Passoa, passionfruit, lime, pineapple juice, champagne cordial. Refreshing, always up for another round.
- Suffering Bastard 65 Klipdrift brandy, Tanqueray, lime, bitters, ginger beer. For those who survived the night and came back for more.
- The Misfits Mai Tai 70 Dark rum, orange curaçao, cachaça, Appleton Estate, lime, orgeat. Two rums, one holiday, no flight home. Allergens: N
After Hours, frozen, breakfast, beer
After Hours
- Kir Royale 65 Crème de cassis, prosecco. The fastest way to look like you know what you’re doing. Allergens: SU
- New York Sour 65 Jim Beam bourbon, lemon, red wine float. The city that never sleeps, in a glass that shouldn’t.
- Mum Said No 65 Chocolate, Jim Beam bourbon, salted caramel Allergens: D
- Bedtime Story 65 Espresso, vanilla, hazelnut. One more chapter. Allergens: N
Brain Freeze Therapy
- Strawberry Daiquiri 50 / 200 Takamaka Blanc, lime, strawberry
- Mango Passion Margarita 50 / 200 Jose Cuervo Especial, mango, passionfruit
- Frosé 50 / 200 Frozen Provence rosé, strawberry, lemon. Summer, weaponised. Allergens: SU
Breakfast, Saturday & Sunday
- The Sunday Bloody Mary 60 Ours. Ask what went in it.
- Mimosa 55 Prosecco, orange Allergens: SU
- Virgin Mary 30 Everything but the vodka. Weekend mornings only, from 8.
Liquid Honesty: Draught, Pint / Half
- Misfits Lager · 5.0% 50 / 30 Ours. Brewed to be the first and the last. Allergens: G
- Estrella Galicia · Spain · 5.5% 55 / 35 Allergens: G
- Asahi Super Dry · Japan · 5.0% 55 / 35 Allergens: G
- Peroni · Italy · 5.1% 55 / 35 Allergens: G
- Stella Artois · Belgium · 5.0% 55 / 35 Allergens: G
- Guinness · Ireland · 4.3% · stout 65 / 40 Allergens: G
- Goose Island Midway Session IPA · USA · 4.1% 65 / 40 Allergens: G
- Magners · Ireland · 4.8% · cider 55 / 35 Allergens: SU
Liquid Honesty: Bottles
- Stella Artois · 5.0% 45 Allergens: G
- Corona · 4.5% 45 Allergens: G
- Peroni · 5.1% 45 Allergens: G
- Magners · 4.8% · cider 45 Allergens: SU
- Peroni 0.0% 40 Allergens: G
- Guinness 0.0% 40 The one the pie’s made with. Allergens: G
- Erdinger Alkoholfrei · wheat 40 Pitchers of Misfits Lager, 150. Four pints, one trip. Allergens: G
Wine
Grape Expectations: White, Glass / Bottle
- Vistana Chardonnay, Santa Carolina · Chile 50 / 200
- Sauvignon Blanc, The Riddle, Hardys · Australia 60 / 250
- Pinot Grigio, Giorgio & Gianni · Lombardy 60 / 275
- Soave Classico, Bolla Retro · Veneto 295
- Sauvignon Blanc, Babydoll · Marlborough 400
- Gavi del Comune di Gavi DOCG, Villa Sparina · Piedmont 475
- Petit Chablis ‘Pas Si Petit’, La Chablisienne 550
- Chablis, Laroche 605
- Sancerre, Domaine Robinet · Loire 675
- Cloudy Bay Sauvignon Blanc · Marlborough 750
- Pouilly-Fumé, Ladoucette · Loire 950
Grape Expectations: Rosé, Glass / Bottle
- Colombelle · Côtes de Gascogne · vegan 50 / 200
- M de Minuty · Provence 75 / 375
- M de Minuty Magnum 1.5L · Provence 650
- Whispering Angel, Château d’Esclans · Provence 525
Grape Expectations: Sparkling, Glass / Bottle
- Spumante, Bella Storia · North Italy 50 / 200
- Da Luca Sparkling Rosé · Veneto 55 / 275
- Amore di Amanti Prosecco · Veneto 65 / 325
Grape Expectations: Champagne, Bottle
- Laurent-Perrier La Cuvée Brut NV 895
- Bollinger Special Cuvée NV 1,150
- Dom Pérignon Blanc 4,150
Grape Expectations: Red, Glass / Bottle
- Cabernet Sauvignon, Finca El Origen · Mendoza 50 / 200
- Merlot, Birdman, Anakena · Chile 55 / 235
- Malbec, Bodega Argento · Mendoza 65 / 295
- Montepulciano, Lupi Reali · Abruzzo 305
- Shiraz, 19 Crimes · Victoria 350
- Pinot Noir, Mas La Chevalière, Laroche · Pays d’Oc 375
- Marqués de Cáceres Rioja Crianza 385
- Barbera d’Asti ‘La Vigna Vecchia’, Cossetti · Piedmont 450
- Chianti Classico, Santa Margherita · Tuscany 525
- Rioja Reserva, Cune 595
- Bourgogne Pinot Noir, Louis Latour 750
- Amarone della Valpolicella, Cent’Anni · Veneto 925
- Châteauneuf-du-Pape, Château Mont-Redon 1,250
The Wrong Flight
- Three glasses, blind 95 Name the grape and the bottle’s half price. Get all three and tell everyone. Wednesdays.
The Cheese Board
- International cheese selection 165 Pickled onions, quince, house chutney, grapes, crackers. 95 on Wednesdays.
Spirits
Gin
- Tanqueray 55 / 75
- Bombay Sapphire 65 / 95
- Gordon’s Pink 65 / 95
- Hayman’s Peach & Rose 65 / 95
- Whitley Neill Rhubarb & Ginger 65 / 95
- Hendrick’s 65 / 95
- The Botanist 70 / 100
- Gin Mare 70 / 100
- Tanqueray No. Ten 70 / 100
- Roku 75 / 105
- Monkey 47 100 / 130
Vodka
- Ketel One 55 / 75
- Haku 60 / 80
- Cîroc 70 / 100
- Beluga Noble 75 / 105
- Grey Goose 80 / 110
- Belvedere Pure 80 / 110
Rum
- Takamaka Blanc 55 / 75
- Sailor Jerry Spiced 55 / 75
- Cachaça 51 60 / 80
- Malibu 60 / 80
- Takamaka Extra Noir 60 / 80
- Captain Morgan Black Label 60 / 80
- Appleton Estate Signature 65 / 95
- Captain Morgan Spiced 65 / 95
- Ron Zacapa 23 100 / 130
Whisky
- Johnnie Walker Red Label 55 / 75
- William Lawson’s 55 / 75
- Jack Daniel’s 55 / 75
- Jim Beam 55 / 75
- Jameson 65 / 95
- Jack Daniel’s Honey 65 / 95
- Bushmills Original 65 / 95
- Laphroaig 10 65 / 95
- Glenfiddich 12 65 / 95
- Monkey Shoulder 70 / 100
- Johnnie Walker Black Label 70 / 100
- Glenmorangie 12 70 / 100
- Chivas Regal 12 75 / 105
- Sazerac Straight Rye 75 / 105
- Woodford Reserve 75 / 105
- Bulleit Bourbon 75 / 105
- Balvenie 12 DoubleWood 90 / 120
- Macallan 12 Double Cask 100 / 130
- Hibiki Harmony 110 / 140
- Macallan 18 Double Cask 200 / 400
Tequila & Mezcal
- Jose Cuervo Especial 55 / 75
- 400 Conejos Mezcal 60 / 80
- Patrón Silver 80 / 110
- Patrón XO Cafe 80 / 110
- Don Julio Blanco 80 / 110
- Patrón Reposado 85 / 115
- Patrón Añejo 105 / 135
- Don Julio Añejo 105 / 135
- Don Julio 1942 260 / 520
Pisco, Raki, Brandy & Cognac
- Quebranta Pisco 60 / 80
- Efe Classic Blue raki 50 / 70
- Klipdrift brandy 55 / 75
- Hennessy VS 65 / 95
- Hennessy VSOP 95 / 125
- Hennessy XO 260 / 520
Bottles, mocktails, coffee, tea, softs
By the Bottle
- Grey Goose 1,950
- Belvedere 1,950
- Cîroc 1,750
- Beluga Noble 1,800
- Hendrick’s 1,250
- Monkey 47 1,550
- Patrón Silver 1,500
- Patrón XO Cafe 1,500
- Ketel One 1,500
- Don Julio Blanco 1,950
- Don Julio 1942 4,500
- Macallan 12 2,550
- Macallan 18 5,500
- Hibiki Harmony 2,950 Mixers and ice for the table included. Bottle sizes vary by brand, from 50cl to 1 litre. Ask us. The bottle stays on the table; so should you.
Sober...ish
- Virgin Mojito 30 Classic, passion or strawberry
- Hakuna Matata 30 Coconut cream, pineapple
- Passion Fruit Thyme 30 Passion fruit, thyme, pineapple, lime
- Papa Don’t Peach 30 Peach, lime, mint, soda
- Lemon Mint 30 Lime, mint, blended
- Regal Refresher 30 Cucumber, elderflower, lemon, tonic
- Iced Teas 25 Lemon / Peach / Passion fruit / Mojito
Restart Required
- Espresso 20
- Double Espresso 25
- Macchiato 20
- Double Macchiato 25
- Americano 25
- Latte 25 Allergens: D
- Cappuccino 25 Allergens: D
- Flat White 25 Allergens: D
- Mocha 25 Allergens: D
- Spanish Latte 30 Add a flavour, chocolate, vanilla or caramel, 5. Refills on filter coffee are free at lunch; ask. Allergens: D
Put the Kettle on
- Tea 25 English Breakfast / Earl Grey / Chamomile Jasmine / Green / Mint
- A proper pot for two 35 English Breakfast, milk, the works Allergens: D
The Designated Drivers
- Soft drinks 20 Coca-Cola / Coke Zero / Sprite / Sprite Zero Fanta / Ginger Ale / Tonic / Soda
- Red Bull / Sugar-Free 40
- Still or Sparkling water, 33cl / 75cl 20 / 30
- Smoothies 40 Mango Paradise / Caribbean Kiss Raspberry Love Allergens: D
- Milkshakes 35 Vanilla / Chocolate / Oreo / Strawberry Any mocktail or soft drink is free for the designated driver with a table of four or more. Tell us who it is.
Spirits: price with a mixer / double up. Prices in AED, inclusive of 10% service charge, 7% municipality fee and 5% VAT.