Food
All day
Weekdays from 12, weekends from 1, till the kitchen closes
Small Crimes
For the table, or just for you. We won’t tell.
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Pickled Gordal OlivesV
35Fat green olives, pickled in-house
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Corn RibsV
40Fried corn ribs, tajín, maple, chipotle mayo, ranch dressing
Ribs. Technically.
Allergens: D E
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Smashed Browns
60Crispy smashed hash browns, herb cream, caviar
Chip shop meets Claridge’s.
Allergens: D F
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Wings
65Buffalo with Stilton, or sticky lime, or half and half
Allergens: D G SE SO
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Cornflake Chicken Tenders
55Sticky lime, frozen blue cheese
Allergens: D E G SE SO
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Welsh Rarebit
50Mature cheddar, Guinness and mustard, grilled on sourdough, sweet onion, pickled shallots, English mustard mayo
Cheese on toast, after three years at catering college.
Allergens: D E G MU
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The Doner DoughnutThe one we’d order
55Slow-cooked lamb doner, pickled cabbage, mint yoghurt, chilli and garlic sauce
Salad, sauce, no onions.
Allergens: CE D E G SU
Common Ground
Bigger plates. Still yours to share, or not.
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Heritage Tomato & BurrataV
75Heritage tomatoes, burrata, green sauce, balsamic, toasted sourdough
Allergens: D G SU
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Truffled Chicken Caesar
80Baby gem, crispy chicken, anchovies, garlic croutes, aged parmesan, truffle Caesar dressing
Technically a salad.
Allergens: D E F G MU
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Crispy Calamari
65Salt and pepper squid, garlic, ginger, lemon
Allergens: D E G M MU
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Wild Mushroom ParfaitV
80Toasted milk bread, pickled mushrooms, strawberry jam
Mushrooms with jam. Trust us.
Allergens: D G
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Prawn Cocktail
65Poached prawns, Marie Rose, pickled melon, baby gem, brown bread and butter
Allergens: C D E G MU
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Beef TartareThe one we’d order
85Hand-cut beef, fried duck egg, HP, crispy hash brown
Raw. On purpose.
Allergens: E F G MU SU
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The Cheese BoardV
165International cheese selection, pickled onions, quince, house chutney, grapes, crackers
Allergens: CE D G MU SU
The Regulars
The reason British pubs exist.
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Fish & Chips
125Beer-battered haddock, proper chips, mushy peas, tartare sauce, scraps, curry sauce
Haddock. Not the other thing.
Allergens: E F G MU SU
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Beef & Guinness Pie
125Slow-cooked beef and Guinness under shortcrust, creamed potato, French peas, bone marrow gravy
A lid, not a hat.
Allergens: CE D E G SU
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The Usual
95Two smashed beef patties, American cheese, smoked burger sauce, fried onions, cornichons, skin-on fries
It’s called The Usual. That’s a hint.
Allergens: D E G MU SE SU
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Chicken Kiev
95Breaded chicken breast, garlic and herb butter, creamed potato, green beans
Allergens: D E G
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Chicken TikkaThe one we’d order
105Basmati rice, naan, raita, mango chutney, lime pickle, poppadom
Allergens: D G MU
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Lamb Shoulder Shepherd’s Pie
145Slow-cooked lamb shoulder, creamed potato, baked brie and crispy shallot crumble, pickled red cabbage
Lamb, or it’s a cottage pie. We checked.
Allergens: CE D G SU
From the Grill
Steaks come with beef-fat butter, crispy onions, peppercorn sauce, skin-on fries and a pickle salad.
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10oz Ribeye
265Allergens: D G SU
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8oz Flat Iron
195Served pink and sliced. If you like it well done, have the ribeye.
Allergens: D G SU
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Fire-Roasted Lamb ChopsThe one we’d order
215Whipped ricotta, mint salsa, smoked yoghurt, courgette, tomato
Eat them with your hands. It’s allowed.
Allergens: D
Sea
We’re on a pier. It would be rude not to.
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Whole Grilled Sea Bass
205Tomato, clam and seaweed butter
For two who get on.
Allergens: D F M SU
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Baked Salmon
135Spinach, semi-dried tomatoes, herbs
The sensible one. Someone has to be.
Allergens: F SU
Plant
No meat. Still Misfits.
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Wild Mushroom PappardelleV
85Wild mushrooms, thyme, parmesan
Vegan on request. Just say.
Allergens: D G
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Oyster Mushroom BurgerV
95Crispy oyster mushroom patty, American cheese, smoked burger sauce, fried onions, skin-on fries
Nobody remembers the sensible one. This one they might.
Allergens: D E G SE SU
Afters
Pudding, not dessert. This is a pub.
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Dinner Ladies' STPVThe one we’d order
50Sticky toffee pudding, salted pecan ice cream, date sauce, custard
Named after the dinner ladies. They knew.
Allergens: D E G N
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After DarkV
45Dark chocolate mousse, pickled blackberries, olive oil, tarragon, sea salt
Allergens: D E SU
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English RoseV
60Baked meringue, strawberries and rose, vanilla cream, yoghurt sorbet, chilled strawberry soup
Eton mess, gone to finishing school.
Allergens: D E
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Apple & Blackberry CrumbleV
45Apple and blackberry under a Hobnob crumble, custard
Like Nan’s. With biscuits.
Allergens: D E G SU
The Supporting Cast
Because the plate looked lonely.
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Skin-on FriesV
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Proper ChipsV
35Salt and vinegar
Not a suggestion.
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Beer-Battered Onion RingsV
30Allergens: G
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Creamed PotatoV
25Allergens: D
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Cauliflower CheeseV
40Brie, crispy shallots
Allergens: D G